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Hinge Prompts for a Winning Dating App Profile
Cody
Cody
Looking for love online can be daunting, especially when it comes to crafting a standout dating app profile. With limited space and countless potential matches to compete with, it's crucial to make a great first impression. But where do you start? Don't worry, we've got you covered! In this article, we've compiled a list of sample prompts for Hinge that will help you showcase your personality, interests, and sense of humor on your dating app profile.
About Me
I'm convinced that…
- the best way to solve any problem is with a dance-off.
- the only way to truly appreciate pizza is to eat it while wearing a onesie.
- dogs are plotting to take over the world.
A life goal of mine…
- is to finally figure out how to fold a fitted sheet.
- is to own a house with a secret room behind a bookshelf.
- is to find a way to make ice cream a healthy breakfast food.
This year, I really want to…
- convince my friends that karaoke is a legitimate hobby.
- try every flavor of ice cream at least once... but maybe not all in one sitting.
- master the art of cooking without setting off the smoke detector.
Unusual skills…
- I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
- I can perfectly recreate the sound of a dying giraffe. Want to hear it?
My greatest strength…
- is my ability to remain calm in any situation... as long as there's no spiders involved.
- is my ability to quote every line from The Office.
- is my tremendous luck, which is probably what brought you to this profile.
- is my impeccable taste in music.
My simple pleasure…
- is waking up early on a Saturday and realizing I can go back to sleep.
- is watching infomercials and wondering who actually buys those products.
My most irrational fear…
- is butterflies. I know, it's weird.
- is that I'll accidentally become a contestant on a reality TV show
The way to win me over is…
- by knowing the secret handshake from "The Parent Trap" and performing it with me flawlessly. If you don't know it, we can't be friends... or more.
- by revealing your secret identity as a superhero who saves the world from dull conversations and bad puns.
I recently discovered that…
- my favorite movie from childhood is actually really terrible, and I'm not sure how to deal with this information.
- I actually kind of like yoga, which is something I never thought I'd say.
- I'm actually really good at karaoke, as long as I stick to the Spice Girls.
- I'm actually a long-lost member of the royal family, but I'm still waiting for my invitation to the palace.
A random fact I love is…
- the world's largest snowflake on record was 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick.
- that the longest word in the English language is actually "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
- the fact that there's a type of bird that can mimic the sound of a chainsaw.
Typical Sunday…
- I usually spend my Sundays training my army of squirrels to perform synchronized dance routines in the park. It's a work in progress.
- Sundays are reserved for my weekly attempt to break the world record for the longest conga line. So far, my personal best is me, my neighbor, and a very confused mail carrier.
Dating me is like…
- going on a treasure hunt - you never know what you're going to find, but it's always an adventure.
- watching a sitcom – there's always laughter, and occasionally a heartfelt moment.
- being in a romantic comedy, but without all the cliches... or the happy ending.
- jumping into a ball pit, it's a little chaotic and you never know what's going to happen next.
I go crazy for…
- people who can recite every line from The Princess Bride.
- late-night snack runs to satisfy those midnight cravings.
Date Vibes
The best way to ask me out is by…
- sending me a carrier pigeon with a note that says "Will you go out with me? Check yes or no."
- hiring a skywriter to spell out "Date me?" in the clouds.
- showing up at my door with a boombox playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel.
First round is on me if…
- you can beat me in a game of rock-paper-scissors.
- you can convince the bartender that you're a long-lost relative of the inventor of the cocktail. Extra points for creativity and commitment to the story.
- you manage to slip more puns into our conversation than me.
What I order for the table…
- a sampler platter of all the appetizers, because why choose just one?
- a bottle of wine and a cheese board, because I'm fancy like that.
I know the best spot in town for…
- competitive people-watching. Bring your bingo cards and let's see who can spot the most clichés first.
- finding the most outrageous outfits in thrift stores and then staging an impromptu fashion show.
Together, we could…
- start a wildly successful business selling socks with witty puns on them. Our slogan? Sock it to 'em!
- create a podcast where we review the most absurdly named paint colors. "Mauvelous" and "Funky Yellow" are just the beginning.
Lets Chat About
I bet you can't...
- guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
- resist the urge to challenge me to a dance-off. Just a heads up, my signature move is the "Running Man" meets "The Worm" – it's a sight to behold.
The one thing I'd love to know about you is...
- if you prefer pineapple on your pizza or not (this is a deal-breaker for me).
- your go-to karaoke song. I need to prepare for our inevitable duet.
- is your favorite type of cheese.
Let's debate this topic...
- Taylor Swift: overrated or underrated? (I'll let you take the first stance on this one).
- Is it acceptable to wear socks with sandals?
- The best way to eat Oreos. Are you a dunker, a twister, or a whole-cookie eater?
Give me travel tips for...
- visiting somewhere off the beaten path because I like to be adventurous.
Teach me something about...
- a life hack that you swear by.
- the secret lives of garden gnomes. I've always suspected they're up to something.
Let's make sure we're on the same page about...
- our shared love for breakfast foods. Waffles or pancakes? The fate of our relationship hangs in the balance.
- the appropriate number of pet llamas to own. I've got room in my backyard for at least three.
Change my mind about...
- the superiority of cats over dogs. I'm open to a friendly debate, but be prepared for some strong feline arguments.
- the existence of Bigfoot. I've got my hiking boots ready for a Sasquatch-hunting expedition.
- the best flavor of ice cream. I'm a mint chocolate chip loyalist, but I'm willing to entertain other options.
Do you agree or disagree that...
- cereal is a soup.
- rollerblading should make a comeback?
- pants are optional when working from home.
You should leave a comment if...
- you know the best spot for stargazing
- you're ready to embark on a quest to find the world's best taco. I'll bring the hot sauce.
Getting Personal
If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right...
- dad jokes...
- socks with sandals...
My most controversial opinion is...
- Nickelback is severely underrated and deserves more respect.
- I think that cats are just tiny, furry landlords
The one thing you should know about me is...
- I have a black belt in pillow fighting.
- I'm a firm believer in the five second rule.
You should not go out with me if...
- you're allergic to laughter and spontaneous dance parties.
- you can't handle my obsession with finding the perfect avacado.
- you're looking for someone who takes life way too seriously.
What if I told you that...
- I've never lost a game of tic-tac-toe.
- I once won a staring contest with a statue.
I geek out on...
- doing escape rooms, because nothing is more thrilling than being "locked" in a room with a group of strangers.
- creating elaborate conspiracy theories about reality TV shows.
Don't hate me if I...
- eat the rest of the fries without asking.
- serenade you with my kazoo skills.
- insist on trying every single ice cream flavor before making a decision.
My Love Language is...
- memes, gifs, and well-timed dad jokes.
- creating personalized playlists for every mood.
I won’t shut up about...
- the time I accidentally joined a flash mob.
- my quest to find the world's best chocolate chip cookie.
- my theory that pigeons are actually undercover spies.
The key to my heart is...
- a well-placed pun and a shared love of breakfast foods.
- being able to quote obscure movie lines on command.
- a willingness to engage in impromptu lip-sync battles.
My Type
All I ask is that you…
- don't hog the remote...or the last slice of pizza.
- have a secret recipe for turning water into wine. It's a party trick I've always wanted to learn.
- promise not to judge me for my extensive collection of designer socks. They're my guilty pleasure.
We'll get along if…
- you don't judge me for occasionally eating cereal at 3am.
- you can appreciate the subtle art of interpretive dance as a means of communication.
- you're willing to engage in heated debates about which came first, the chicken or the egg.
I'll brag about you to my friends if…
- you can recite the entire alphabet backward while standing on one leg.
- you can name all the countries in the world in under 5 minutes.
The hallmark of a good relationship is…
- being able to communicate using only eyebrow movements.
- a shared love for watching paint dry – it's an underrated pastime.
- knowing each other's coffee order by heart, even if it's a ridiculously complicated one.
Green flags I look for…
- a mutual appreciation for the fine art of napping.
- a shared belief that breakfast foods are acceptable at any time of the day.
- an unwavering commitment to finding the best taco joint in town.
Something that's non-negotiable for me is...
- a strict adherence to the "five-second rule" when it comes to dropped food.
- a mutual understanding that "Netflix and chill" actually means watching Netflix and chilling.
- a shared love for karaoke, even if we're both terrible singers.
I want someone who…
- can teach me how to moonwalk like Michael Jackson.
- is spontaneous...let's go on a midnight ice cream run!
We're the same type of weird if…
- you also have a secret handshake with your pet.
- you've ever wondered if aliens have their own version of reality TV.
I'm weirdly attracted to…
- people who can wiggle their ears – it's a rare and fascinating talent.
- anyone who can pull off wearing a monocle without looking pretentious.
- those who can speak in multiple accents, making every conversation an international adventure.
Self Care
My friends ask me for advice about…
- what to do when you accidentally send a risky text to the wrong person.
- the best way to avoid responsibilities.
- the secret to eternal youth.
When I need advice, I go to…
- my dog - she always looks like she knows what she's doing, plus she's a great listener.
- my Magic 8-Ball. It's never wrong, except when it is.
- the fortune cookies from my local Chinese takeout. They're surprisingly insightful.
My self-care routine is…
- taking long walks to the fridge and back.
- binge-watching cooking shows while eating cereal straight from the box.
I feel most supported when…
- my pants have an elastic waistband.
- I'm surrounded by a fortress of pillows.
- my Wi-Fi signal is at full strength.
Therapy recently taught me…
- that I should probably stop trying to diagnose myself with WebMD.
- that my spirit animal is a combination of a sloth and a golden retriever.
- how to say "no" to others and "yes" to more pizza.
I hype myself up by…
- pretending I'm the star of my own personal music video.
- giving myself a pep talk in the mirror, complete with finger guns.
- listening to my "I'm a boss" playlist, which is just "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat.
I get myself out of a funk by…
- watching funny cat videos until I forget what I was upset about.
- blasting my favorite tunes and having a solo dance party.
- eating my feelings, one chocolate chip cookie at a time.
The last time I cried happy tears was…
- when I found that missing sock I thought was gone forever.
- when I discovered my favorite snack was buy one, get one free.
- when I finally won a game of Monopoly after a 6-hour marathon.
A boundary of mine is…
- I don't do small talk at parties. I either need deep philosophical discussions or a dance floor, nothing in between.
- not sharing my fries. Get your own, buddy!
- refusing to participate in trust falls. Gravity and I have trust issues.
- keeping my personal bubble intact. No close talkers, please.
To me, relaxation is…
- listening to ASMR videos of people whispering even though I still don't know why they're popular.
- canceling plans to stay home and do absolutely nothing.
- taking a nap so good, I wake up not knowing what year it is.
- wearing sweatpants and pretending I'm a potato.
My therapist would say I…
- have a PhD in overthinking.
- am a professional at dodging serious questions with humor.
- should probably stop trying to make "fetch" happen.
My last journal entry was about…
- my quest to find the perfect avocado at the grocery store.
- the emotional rollercoaster of assembling IKEA furniture.
- the time I accidentally joined a cult, but it turned out to be a Zumba class.
I wind down by…
- watching reruns of my favorite sitcoms and reciting the lines along with the characters.
- engaging in some light interpretive dance to smooth jazz.
- creating a blanket fort and declaring myself ruler of my cozy kingdom.
My cry-in-the-car song is…
- "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M. because nothing says 'I'm not okay' like 90s indie rock.
- "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton because nothing cheers you up like a song about a father mourning the loss of his child, right?
- "Bohemian Rhapsody" – It's a rollercoaster of emotions, and I'm here for the ride.
Storytime
Biggest risk I've taken…
- trying to cook dinner without a recipe, a fire extinguisher, or adult supervision.
- I quit my job and decided to travel around the world for a year.
- I went on a solo backpacking trip in a foreign country without knowing the language.
Best travel story…
- that time I accidentally ended up in Antarctica and became best friends with a penguin named Steve.
- when I got lost in the supermarket and ended up discovering a hidden aisle full of unicorns and rainbows.
- my journey to the center of the Earth, where I discovered that it's actually made of chocolate.
Worst idea I've ever had…
- trying to invent a new dance move called "The Flailing Octopus."
- trying to create a new fashion trend by wearing socks on my hands.
Never have I ever…
- been crowned the king of a small, undiscovered island.
- successfully completed a game of Monopoly without losing friends.
- found Waldo in less than 30 seconds.
One thing I'll never do again…
- enter a hot sauce chugging contest.
- attempt to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching infomercials.
My biggest date fail…
- I accidentally called my date by the wrong name all night.
- mistaking my date's pet for a decorative pillow.
- accidentally taking my date to a mime convention instead of a comedy show.
